RANDY SHEEP SHRUB!

The Toyboy story is the real killer here. It’s so earth shattering that they felt the need to summarise it twice.

*Bonus link – LOLChristians*

So you’ve most likely heard of Chick tracts right? Spire comics follow the same path except they also come with added patriotism of Gods new chosen land. Hansi: The girl who loved the swastika is an epic tale of one girls journey into nazism, Russian gang rape and finally fighting against the evils of hippies and diet food in AMERICA!

Be warned as the comics are stored in a browser-killing pdf format so make sure your PC has the chops for them!