The headline about the handbag did cause me to burst into laughter at the W.H Smiths in Bristol I found this one in.
One thing I’ve noticed about Real People is their cover models are usually photoshopped to make them look anything but like a real person. This one for example looks like a collection of facial features pasted on to a blank face like a sinister version of Mrs Potato Head. Is it a smile, a knowing smirk or has she wired her jaw? And why does her left eyebrow look like it’s been drawn on with a burnt bit of cork?
6 responses so far ↓
filip // April 28, 2008 at 6:49 pm
glorious stuff. finally a place where i can get my weekly fix without the patrons of WH Smith getting the arse.
Dave // April 28, 2008 at 7:09 pm
could YOU be the next victim of teen killers?
Statistically, no. No you won’t.
Richard Brennan // April 28, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Lovely stuff. Please keep going.
trashmag // April 29, 2008 at 1:01 am
@Dave
What I especially like about that one is how they almost seem to phrase it as if it were a competition prize. You could be the happy winner of a perforated lung!
Icy Sedgwick // April 29, 2008 at 8:34 am
Ohmigod! That guy was, like, saved by a stranger’s handshake!! It’s like…..what?
Niki // April 30, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Bad Photoshopping/Mrs. Potato Head LOLz! XD
And yay for Cuddles the cat burglar! S/he looks just like my sis-in-law’s cat Wilbur. :3
Oh God, and I just saw the line along the bottom about the boob job. @_@ Fackin’ gold.
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